Monday, 4 August 2008
Mikey - Big Brother UK
Every year I sit and cringe waiting to see who the biggest misfit the Big Brother producers can find to bang in the house to represent our fine Nation. I swear, these guys must've scraped the deepest depths of Scotland's mental institutions to find some of our past contestants. I mean Shabbaz??? C'mon now!
This year they opted for some wee pug nosed mincey queen who, of course, disgraced himself and was booted out after a week or so for spitting!!!! at another contestant. Again, another kick in the scrotum for Scottish Pride!
There is thankfully an exception to the rule this year, in the form of Mikey, a blind, cross dressing, stand up comedian. I bet Billy Connolly is "wee beige jobying" himself!
Mikey to Win!